He Said With a Grin

There once was a team named The Ship
Who quite enjoy darts and a quip.
They have a few laughs
as they pull out their shafts
and offer the waitress a tip.

At Dempsey's we had lots of fun
as each of us threw at least a ton.
On beers we got blotto
while Fred ate Jeollodo
and four Singles games were won.

The teams moved on to play Cricket
and all of the ass in the room, Ship did kick it.
We needed five cork
but Rich just held his dork
While thrice down the pipe Turner did stick it.

In Doubles things turned for the worse
save Michael carrying Dave like a purse.
We won only one game
and we came up quite lame
Suddenly struck by a Halloween curse.

Throughout the night we had our kicks
Heidi chipped in with dirty limericks.
The rhymes were low class
and we laughed off our ass
As The Ship won the match twelve to six.

Props:
Dave - For a sweep, and saving money.