Principal Vernon said it best, and now The Ship knows... don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns. This is difficult advice to follow when playing darts, but even with our very own bullfighter on the squad, we managed to cause quite a ruckus this week in our match against The Matadors.
We hit the ground running like it was Pamplona, with both teams wanting to get started right away. But it wasn't long before "milkchugger" Rich found himself gored, taken down by a the first of many randomly flying spears. Luckily, Michael and Dave brought their red capes and were able to wave them and pick up two wins. John and Andrew were also shocked with their losses, but with "automatic" Nacho's win in the final game, The Ship limped away from S501 in a 3-3 tie. Being bad does not feel pretty good.
Dave / Michael started Cricket with a stutter, resulting in two hits in the loss column. In round two, Rich / Andrew dropped the first game, causing them to seriously consider pursuing a career in the custodial arts. However, they were able to bounce back and take game two. In the final round, a naked blonde walked into the bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender said, "I guess you won't be needing a drink," and the naked lady said that John / Nacho swept their final two games, making the score 6-6 going into D501.
Looking to salvage some semblance of respect for the night, Dave / Michael put up an early win for The Ship. John / Nacho were taken down in game two, but Andrew / Rich pulled out a win in the final game to secure a queasy 10-8 win for The Ship.
Props:NYDO - For mercifully awarding The Ship a 14-4 win when the Matadors were docked 5 points for an unregistered player.
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