Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Snail!

Another season is in the books.  The inaugural High Society season ended with a bang, not a whimper, but it ended nonetheless.  The night of darts started out as sweet as a pile of Girl Scout cookies, as we placed our orders and prepared to face off.  Early on in the race to 9 points, things were looking good for The Society.  So good, in fact, that we started thinking about our roster for Round 2 of the playoffs.  But suddenly we found ourselves even after S501, so it became a race to 5.  Cricket has been tough for us all season, and last night was no different. Despite being way ahead in both games, Rich / Turner only managed a split.  And Fred / Scott ran into a buzz saw in the second round, and we found ourselves on the ropes, down 7-5 and needing at least three wins in D501 to keep hope alive.  Rich / Turner swept the first two games, entirely due to Turner's dominance.  He doubled in, he doubled out, and in between he threw a Ton-74.  A really impressive showing, capping off a tremendous season.  In the second round, Fred / Braley gave it their all.  In both games, they pulled out ahead, holding leads of up to 250 points.  It was a nail-biting finish, but in the end we came up just short, and lost 9-7.

We now have the offseason to practice "the Snail," the Snowman,  and countless (ok, 35) other variations.  Looking forward to the third-annual bi-athlon / post-season celebration, and we will see you all next season.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Post Layoff Playoff

It has been a long, barren stretch of darts desert for the Society.  Yes, we played last week, but the final standings were already set, so it was not a real meaningful match.  The last time we played and it mean something was over 6 weeks ago, on December 6.  But tonight begins our playoff run, so hopefully we will be able to hit the ground running. Just in case, there is this little gem of an article, which basically tells us to throw at triple-20.  Ummm, thanks.

Monday, December 19, 2011

How to Make an Office Dartboard That Won't Destroy the Walls

In case you have a ton of free time at the office, this article will show you how to make an "office dartboard" that won't destroy the walls. Of course, it isn't really darts (nice attempt at drawing a board, by the way...) and if you were any good you'd hit the board and not the walls.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

O Turner Where Art Thou?

This week we are playing the first place team (we are second), but without our ace.  How will we fare?  Follow all the action right here.

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

The Longest Dart

It has been quite a while since we've done a regular weekly update, but this week's "match" was so unique that it deserves to be memorialized.

The Society took to the boards this week as an optional match.  We were scheduled for the second of back-to-back bye weeks, but we opted to play a friendly game, with the chance to hang out at our home away from home, Society Billiards.  So, we accepted the invitation from The Gaf to join us for what we thought would be a casual night of darts, and to battle for the single extra point awarded to the bye week winner.  And what a battle it would become....

Things started out inauspiciously, although we should have realized that there was the potential for a problem when we split the first three matches of the night.  In the race to nine points, nothing had been decided, until Dave stepped up in the last game of S501 and swept both games.  5-3 for the Society, and things are looking good.

Cricket brought about more parity, as Rich / Scott split their first two games, and Dave / Andrew split their two games, making the score 7-5, heading in to the last round.   Luckily, the games were lasting a long time, as well, so not only was nothing being decided, but it was not being decided slowly.

Things started to run off the rails when Dave / Scott were swept in the first round of D501.  Suddenly, the score was tied, and someone got the brilliant idea to ponder what might happen if we ended the bye week match tied.  Who would get the extra point?  Wouldn't it be a waste of time to play, and have both teams end up with the same 8 points they would have had anyway?  So, texts were send in to the league, and the official NYDO rulebook was consulted, and it was determined that the official way to settle a tie was with a four-on-four 1001 battle royale.  But, there was still some work to be done before we knew if this would be necessary.

Despite looking good in the beginning of the game, Rich / Andrew dropped the first of their D501 matches by a slim margin.  High Society was now down 8-7, with one game left to play.  Coming out blazing hot, Andrew hit 60's left and right, and he nailed the win with a double-3, to send the teams into the Octagon to settle things once and for all.

After midnight, the teams lined up their rosters.  High Society was left to play with only three players, as Scott was the the only sensible, responsible person who went home to be with his family.  (We had not yet decided to play the 1001-off when he left.)  So Rich, Andrew and Dave lined up to take their lumps in what should have been a (long, drawn-out) formality to determine a winner for the night.

Quickly, High Society was on the ropes, down by over 200 points, as we were not only spotting the other team an extra player, but they were nearly throwing Ton-80's when they played.  Our string of Breakfasts was not quite getting it done, and we still had over 500 points on the board while they were nearly doubling out, creating the potential for a "virtual midget tossing".

But the beauty of '01 is that it ain't over till it's over, and when the other team stalled out on double-2, High Society had the chance to make up some ground.  Suddenly, we found ourselves actually "ahead," as we were facing double-1 to their double-2.  After many more rounds of anguish as both teams couldn't manage to put the game away, Rich managed to double out and put an end to the long evening. Hopefully the single extra point we received will be the deciding factor that will launch High Society into the playoffs at the end of the season.

I need a nap...

Thursday, August 11, 2011

New Home

On March 11, 2011 I received one of the most shocking and upsetting emails I have seen in a long time.  It was a relatively short note from Glenn, the owner of Ship of Fools, telling me that April 1st would be the last day the bar would be open.

It seemed like a big April Fool's joke, but it wasn't.  The bar that we called home for the past 10 years was shutting its doors.  Simply put, Ship of Fools was truly a second home to me, and I was sad for Glenn to be losing his business and for myself and the team for losing our bar.

We were lucky enough to land at Blackstone's to finish out the season, but somehow we all felt like we were destined for someplace else.  So, we put together a committee, made a plan, and looked for a new place to call home.

Last night we found our new home in Society Billiards + Bar, at 10 East 21st Street.  For many reasons, we are psyched to be playing here.  First and foremost, it is not a typical "darts bar," but a classic and classy pool hall.  There is a darts section that we will use which is very cool.  A little nook that is ideally set up for our weekly game.  Plus, there are TV's everywhere, a stocked bar, and a menu full of paninis.  Not to mention that it is right around the corner for Fred, Turner and Braley.

So, thanks to Doug the owner, for hooking us up.  I haven't been this excited about a new darts season for a long time.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Second City, Second to Last

The last week of the season, and The Ship needs a big week to make the playoffs. Can we do it? Will Rich eat ten Chicago dogs? Find out here.