For the past few weeks, you have been reading about the bad breaks The Ship has got. But today, we consider ourselves the luckiest Ship on the face of the earth. We have been playing darts for fifteen seasons, and we have never received anything but kindness and support from you, the fans of The Ship. (Click to continue...)
This is the official blog for Guac Blockers, a team in Division C of the Tuesday Night division of the New York Dart League.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
BYE Week
No update this week, just a link to this, for your enjoyment.
Let's see The Ship do some damage in the second half.
Monday, May 05, 2008
The Pride of The Ship
Coming off a rough week, The Ship was looking to take advantage of a return to its home bar. With a workmanlike performance and a concentration on sound fundamentals, the squad would turn in a solid performance. (Click to continue...)
Monday, April 28, 2008
Swatted
To try to capture The Ship with a mere update would be like trying to keep up with The Ship on a night out. It simply cannot be done. Yet, as always, I will once again take on this Ruthian task, for your enjoyment. (Click to continue...)
Monday, April 21, 2008
Better Make It Four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.
OK folks, let's pair up in threes, and when you see a fork in the road, take it. Remember that you can't think and hit bulls at the same time, but you can observe a lot just by watching. And thanks to The Ship for making this day necessary. (Click to continue...)
Monday, April 14, 2008
Seven Costanza
Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yes, seven has a long and storied history with the Yankees, but it was not lucky number seven for The Ship this week. (Click to continue...)
Monday, April 07, 2008
Sweet
To play baseball, there is no place like "The Cathedral in the Bronx," and similarly "dart alley" at Stout is a shrine for darts. The safety of this sanctuary allowed The Ship to exorcise their demons and emerge from dart-purgatory. (Click to continue...)
Monday, March 31, 2008
Turn Two
The number "2" is important in Yankee history, as the sure-to-be-retired number of the Captain, Derek Jeter. As of right now, the Yankees are 2-2, and there are two Yankee Stadiums sitting side-by-side in the Bronx. Unfortunately for The Ship in week two of season two of "B" division, "2" did not hold the same prestige this week.
Monday, March 24, 2008
BYE Bye
We kick off the season with a Bye, just as we begin to say "bye" to Yankee Stadium (and hello to a new stadium, courtesy of our friends at Turner Construction).
For The Ship, it is time to shake off the rust and get back in the swing of things.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
New Moon on Monday
No joke, this cartoon was sent out by the NYDO in their end-of-the-season update. I'm flattered.
Monday, January 07, 2008
Come Next Monday
For our first foray into Division B, the Fall 2007 regular season was an impressive one for The Ship. We finished the season tied for 6th place in the division and we outright won two weeks, proving we can compete at this level. Once again, we topped our highest team All-Star point total, with a grand total of 13,999. Plus, we had the Men's Division B singles champion. (Click to continue...)