This is the official blog for Guac Blockers, a team in Division C of the Tuesday Night division of the New York Dart League.
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
Hello Goodbye
Hello again, for the last time this season. With our last match in the middle of The Edge, needed a phat performance from a thin squad. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
The Sun Going Down
Week after week, at home in the Ship, the team with the foolish grin is staying perfectly hip. But for Full of Ship, the sun is going down. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
Help
With three weeks left in the season we need somebody, not just anybody, to help if we are going to make the playoffs. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
Stupid Bloody Tuesday
I am here as you are here as you are me and we are all together. See how we play like every Tuesday, see how much fun. I’m crying. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, November 18, 2003
A Big Teaser
We came into this week's match on a roll, and with an opportunity to move up in the standings. We traveled across the universe looking for a win, but we got tripped up at The Edge. We were so close to a big win, but it was a big teaser, as we only got half the way there. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Here It Comes
OK, so it was 70 degrees for the Marathon and it's been unseasonably warm this year. As far as darts goes, it's been a long, cold, lonely winter for The Ship. It's taken us half the season to warm up, but suddenly the sun is coming up and I feel that ice is slowly melting. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
Tuesday, October 28, 2003
His Majesty
The Kings are a pretty nice team, and I don't have a lot to say.
The Kings are a pretty nice team, and they sure are fun to play.
When the night started we didn't miss a shot, but then we got a bellyful of wine.
The Kings are a pretty nice team, that we tied nine to nine
Oh yeah, that we tied nine to nine.
(Click to continue...)
The Kings are a pretty nice team, and they sure are fun to play.
When the night started we didn't miss a shot, but then we got a bellyful of wine.
The Kings are a pretty nice team, that we tied nine to nine
Oh yeah, that we tied nine to nine.
(Click to continue...)
Tuesday, October 21, 2003
Here, There and Everywhere
In this season that has us traveling here, there and everywhere each week, we ventured to the way-Upper West Side on Tuesday to meet Los Dardos at Amsterdam Ave and 110th Street. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, October 14, 2003
We Can Double Out
It's been a rough season so far, and this week we were faced with two choices. We can work it out and get it straight, or say good night. And The Ship never says good night. We put all of the ugliness and bad games behind us, because life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friends. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, October 07, 2003
Yesterday
Yesterday darts was such an easy game to play, now I need a place to hide away, since the owner of A&M Roadhouse wants to kill me. Things seemed normal when the night began. Rich, Fred and Mindy won their games of S501, but when it was Jen's turn to play the sixth game, everything went helter skelter. We took the forfeit win, to take a 4-2 lead, when their player didn't show up. Where he had to go, I don't know, they wouldn't say. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, September 30, 2003
It's Gonna Be Alright
This week, The Ship hit some rough waters, nearly facing a mutiny and a complete revolution. But when you talk about destruction, you've pretty much covered what happened to us against The Edge. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, September 23, 2003
Nowhere, Man
This week, we went to the middle of nowhere, man, to visit a real nowhere team, sitting in their nowhere land... and we ended up at Walter's Bar. We endured the indignities of a poorly lit and incorrectly hung board, a nasty bathroom, and a team that was as blind as they can be and just seeing what they wanted to see for our first far-away match of the season. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, September 16, 2003
All Aboard!
The magical mystery tour that is our 6th season in the NYDO has begun, so strap yourselves in and get ready for another wild ride. (Click to continue...)
Tuesday, June 24, 2003
Missed It By That Much
Going into the last match of the season, The Ship needed a 13-5 win to be in contention for a playoff spot. Anything less and we definitely finished behind WOMD, so it didn't matter what any of the other teams did. (Click to continue...)
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