This is the official blog for Guac Blockers, a team in Division C of the Tuesday Night division of the New York Dart League.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Live Blogging Week 8
The second half begins! See what awaits The Ship! Follow our upcoming extended road trip! See if we can hold on to a playoff spot, and battle for the title! Find out what the New Year will bring.
Tip to the young darters out there: try and develop a quirky motion, and make sure it is as slow and deliberate as possible. As an example, practice lifting your elbow over your head four times before throwing, and then spin around six times.
Tip #2: If you are a low-level amateur darts player, make sure to get exasperated every single time you throw a dart that misses your mark. You are absolutely justified in being shocked and amazed that you could have missed (by THAT much) two out of three times. This will not only help you reduce the amazing frustration you feel, but will also consume enormous amounts of time.
Note: We are also shocked that you missed. I mean, how could that have possibly happened?
Rich starts the night off with a win!
ReplyDeleteBut follows that with a loss. Arrrgh.
ReplyDeleteOne win, one loss
ReplyDeleteWaiting for DLev
ReplyDeleteFred puts up big darts.
ReplyDeleteBut The Ship is in a big hole. Time to turn this Ship around!
ReplyDeleteIt's a tough night for Ship. Only one win so far.
ReplyDeleteA shout out to John in Korea!
ReplyDeleteRich and Andrew get a win!!
ReplyDeleteWell, it's painful. But at least it is slow and boring.
ReplyDeleteGod I wish I was in Korea. Maybe in a POW camp. That would be awesome right now.
ReplyDeleteCan they be any slower???????
ReplyDeleteTip to the young darters out there: try and develop a quirky motion, and make sure it is as slow and deliberate as possible. As an example, practice lifting your elbow over your head four times before throwing, and then spin around six times.
ReplyDeleteTip #2: If you are a low-level amateur darts player, make sure to get exasperated every single time you throw a dart that misses your mark. You are absolutely justified in being shocked and amazed that you could have missed (by THAT much) two out of three times. This will not only help you reduce the amazing frustration you feel, but will also consume enormous amounts of time.
ReplyDeleteNote: We are also shocked that you missed. I mean, how could that have possibly happened?