Guac Blockers - The GuacBlog

This is the official blog for Guac Blockers, a team in Division C of the Tuesday Night division of the New York Dart League.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

A Fool And a Thief

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" In every bet, there is a fool and a thief. " -- Anonymous I have no idea how that quote is anonymous, since I'm pretty su...
Tuesday, April 21, 2009

And Another Woman Makes A Fool Of Him

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" A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. " -- Robert Frost...
Tuesday, April 14, 2009

And A Fool If He Doesn't Afterward

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" A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward. " -- Frank Lloyd Wright ...
Saturday, April 04, 2009

And Fool Reform

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" Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fool reform, and mortal men lay hold on heaven ." -- Andrew Young BYE week. See bel...
Tuesday, March 31, 2009

An Ordinary Fool

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" Whatever talents I possess may suddenly diminish or suddenly increase. I can with ease become an ordinary fool. I may be one now. Bu...
Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Fool Has Learned The Game

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" By the time the fool has learned the game, the players have dispersed. " -- African Proverb Welcome back, Ship, for another g...
Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Really??!?!

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So Ship, you play darts every week, and you're surprised you end up in seedy, sketchy bars?  Really??!?   That's like stopping off a...
Tuesday, December 02, 2008

The Writing On The Wall

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As we have already established, I've been at this re-cap writing for some time .  So I hope you will trust me when I say that this week...
Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Tap That Ass

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Rich is writing the update . Michael is back in NYC and playing darts. Darian refuses to join Facebook . John is inventing Assbook . W...
Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Full of Ship and The Case of The Missing Points

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A bar full of darts players... A pile of nachos... Missing bullseyes... A bucket of nails... And an eyewitness who's legally blind! ...
Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Bye Week Blatherings

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I have to say, I just don't get Dancin' With The Stars. I mean, it's not like watching professional dancing is pop...
Tuesday, October 28, 2008

So, What's New?

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It's only been a few weeks since we last spoke.  Let's take a look at a quick recap of what has happened since our last game. Well...
Monday, October 20, 2008

What is Past is Pologe

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No game this week, as Pologe (whatever the heck that means), dropped out of the league. Instead, some Pologe-inspired quotes: Courtship is...
Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Bullseye, Narcissus, and Self-Reflection: The Modernist Myth of Darts

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Hello readers, welcome to the update. By my count, this is the 192nd darts update I've written. Nearly two hundred updates covering 14-p...
Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Race To The Finish

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This week, the race was on.  The Ship was out in full force, and was ready to count all night long.  With a healthy combination of darts c...
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