Guac Blockers - The GuacBlog

This is the official blog for Guac Blockers, a team in Division C of the Tuesday Night division of the New York Dart League.

Tuesday, September 24, 2002

Break Out The Rustoleum

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Welcome back, to that same old placed that you laughed about. Summer vacation is over, everyone is back from their trips, and Tuesday night ...
Tuesday, June 18, 2002

Ship Drops Anchor in Fifth Place

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As Franky said, and now the end is near and so we face the final curtain.  Having already guaranteed the best finish in franchise history, t...
Tuesday, June 11, 2002

Ship Flipped Off by Road Ragers

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The last time we played Road Rage , we were in a battle for third place. This time it was a battle for fourth, and Road Rage treated us like...
Tuesday, June 04, 2002

Meredith Kline Kicks Ass!

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Turnabout is fair play and payback is a bitch. After last week's romp over a short-handed squad, we went into the match against the Loud...
Tuesday, May 28, 2002

Papa Got a New Pair of Shoes

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Rich, Fred and Mindy hit AC on Saturday, and brought back some fortune for lucky week eleven. The cards were stacked in our favor, as we wer...
Tuesday, May 21, 2002

Abbey Normal

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Normally there is nothing I like more than hanging out in seedy bars at the bottom of Manhattan and throwing darts. But in last night's ...
Tuesday, May 14, 2002

You Don't Mess Around With The Ship

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A little karaoke, to the tune of " You Don't Mess Around With Jim ": Uptown got it's hustlers West 3rd Street got it...
Wednesday, May 08, 2002

Ship Too Damn Good-Looking

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Statistics, schmagistics. After careful study and in-depth analysis, it has been determined that proficiency in darts has nothing to do with...
Tuesday, April 30, 2002

Bang! Bam! Pow! Ship Fights Justice League

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The entire crew was on deck for the match against the Justice League. We started out strong, taking four games in S501, including a Superman...
Tuesday, April 23, 2002

An Ode to the Ship (Redux)

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You asked and you pleaded You begged and you moaned. Your calls have been heeded, For another " Roadhouse Poem ". Back downtow...
Tuesday, April 16, 2002

Loud Drunks Quieted by Ship

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The crew of the Ship is rapidly expanding. This season our family has added a new baby, a new brother-in-law and cousins crawling out of the...
Tuesday, April 09, 2002

Ship Hits Rough Waters "On the C"

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It was a dark and stormy night. The Ship set out on the sea for a long voyage to a distant land. The storm clouds on the horizon foretold do...
Tuesday, April 02, 2002

Ship Imports a Win (and some Chips and Matches)

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As Woody Allen once said "90% of life is just showing up." Of course, the other 10% is doubling out... and bull. So, because the I...
Tuesday, March 26, 2002

Fat Black Pussycat Crosses Ship's Path

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Bad luck hung over the bar when we crossed the path of the Fat Black Pussycat. We were doomed when we had to walk under a ladder and step on...
Tuesday, March 19, 2002

Ship Sinks O'Hanlon's on Opening Day / Fred Ibarra makes the All-Star List

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There is nothing like Opening Day. The excitement in the air, freshly cut grass on the field, a sense of hope and opportunity and the feelin...
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