Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Missed It By That Much

Going into the last match of the season, The Ship needed a 13-5 win to be in contention for a playoff spot. Anything less and we definitely finished behind WOMD, so it didn't matter what any of the other teams did. (Click to continue...)

Friday, June 13, 2003

For-Feats of Strength

In celebration of Festivus (for the rest of us), The Ship had a night off. After putting up the aluminum pole and the traditional "Airing of Grievances", The Ship was triumphant in the "(For)Feats of Strength," and alas, another Festivus Miracle was witnessed.

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Tuesday, June 03, 2003

About Darts

Dear Ndugu,

I believe I mentioned in my last letter that I play on a darts team. We get together every Tuesday at a local bar, and play against some other teams from the area. It's a friendly outing and really a good time. But recently, I've begun looking at the other teams in the league and wondering "Who are these annoying people in our bar?" Everything they do annoys me. I hate the way they complain about our scorekeeping, I hate the way they needlessly point when they are already way ahead, I hate the way the sit, I hate way they smell, I hate the way they root for "Rye bread".

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